I've Got Writer's Block.

Immediate opening for a muse. Position requires extreme creativity, inner and outward beauty, the ability to think outside of the box, and willingness to be used at my leisure.

Must always be available, as hours vary - from dusk until down, be it 15 minutes or 25 hours in a single day. Vacation time is nonexistent. Payoff is minimal, benefits are rare, and generally in the form of a poem dedicated to your likeness.

Taking applications now. Metaphorical resumes must appeal to all five senses.

Thank you...